fuck my life.
March 27, 2008Text to Ex [Monday]: Hi, Ben! I really miss you. Do you want to get together before break is over?
Ex Text [Monday]: Beth, I’ve been wanting to see you for awhile. I’ll call you up.
Ex Text [Tuesday]: By the way from your Facebook pictures I can see that you look really good. I like your short hair.
Text to Ex [Tuesday]: Thanks. Hopefully all that cafeteria food hasn’t ruined your abs 
Ex Text [Tuesday]: No, they’re still here if you’d like to see them.
Text to Ex [Wednesday]: When do you want to meet up?
Ex Text [Wednesday]: Soon, soon.
Text to Ex [Wednesday]: Ok, I’ll talk to you later, BDF.
Ex Text [Thursday]: BDF? No, just plain Ben ——.
Text to Plain Ben [Thursday]: ….I thought you were my ex-boyfriend this whole time.
Plain Ben [Thursday]: Oh…
Plain Ben [Thursday]: Do you still want to hang out though?
Plain Ben is a creeper from college and has the same name as my ex. When he’s drunk he tells my friends that he imagines me naked. I have ruined my spring break. How could anyone be this dumb?
