i’m an immoral person.

My RA’s best friend is determined to kill me by irritation. I call him, Dil, and he is the biggest nerd I’ve seen since I’ve been here. That’s saying a lot considering this is New England also known as the four year stomping ground of every nerd in the country.

But Dil especially. He plays World of Warcraft to calm his nerves and tries to prove theorems just because he’s bored. What I’m purposefully forgetting to tell you is that I am attracted to brains. If you have a big one, I’ll want you more. Size matters to me.

So, Dil is grating. He calls me out on my sass or gives it right back to me like a minority from the ghetto. Our arguments can get so heated that I just wait for him to start taking out his earrings and pulling back his weave so we can cat scratch each other (oh, high school hallways. I was never a fighter - I was too much of an “oreo,” but those violent displays of girly pettiness never failed to entertain).

What I’m purposefully forgetting to tell you is that anyone who doesn’t let me get away with being sarcastic instantly becomes sexier.

I guess this is the classic story of GIRL MEETS BOY –> GIRL WANTS TO KILL BOY –> GIRL CORNERS BOY IN THE HALLWAY AND MAKES OUT WITH HIM WHILE FEIGNING DRUNKENNESS SO THEN SHE WON’T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT THE NEXT MORNING.

Question: Is Screech a nerd, dork, or geek? The answer to this will show me the meaning of life.