what can i say, i’m just tactless.

Is there such a thing as Blogroll etiquette? Am I supposed to inform the blogger that I’m linking him/her? If so, I’m not because that’s way too much trouble and I’m a lazy shit. Sorry if I’ve offended you.

I spent the afternoon trolling for blogs. I stumbled on several promising ones but man, oh, man I think the internet has been taken over by Mommys. You know? The cute, sassy moms who can talk candidly about the texture of their child’s poop in 750 words.

And then I came across the phenomena known as pet blogging and I promptly closed down Firefox.

Where are all the eighteen-year-old college freshmen who don’t litter their sites with sparkly graphics? My kind is going extinct.