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Ryan - We hook up when we’re drunk or bored. If we’re not doing that we are inseparable, best friends who are constantly at each other’s throats. I think by our junior year of college we’ll look at one another and finally say “Why don’t we do this dating thing?” Until then we cautiously call ourselves just friends.

Michael - A twenty year old third grader who courted me, wooed me, and then made me do all the work. He claims he wants someone else but we both know that’s not true. I pretend to not like him…we both know that’s not true, as well.

Khaled - Finally someone I don’t regularly hook up with! He’s my tell-it-like-it-is best friend who can make me feel shitty and beautiful all in one day. He is the straightest gay I’ve ever met. I would defend him to the death.

College Girls (Lizzy, Marie, Claire) - My group of girl friends who are adorably crazy. If they weren’t so smart I’d think they were just drunk bimbos.

Topher - The most gay straight man I’ve ever met. The College Girls and I are in love with him and forcing him to live with us next year.

Lesbian Mothers - My moms. They have the traditional Butch / Femme relationship, not too exciting. They are still upset that none of their children turned out to be gay.

Others (Clarissa, Tully, Geese, Model-Matt, Duncan)